Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 23rd May 2010

Dilbert//7708, first published sixteen years ago on Sunday 23rd May 2010

Tags

business case hold folder funding deny landfill wet hunting frustrating yell shake upset

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "I finished the business case."

Dilbert says, "You said you would try to get funding if the numbers look good."

The Boss says, "I never said that."

Dilbert says, "I clearly remember it. I can describe our conversation word for word."

The Boss says, "I probably said something that sounded like 'I will get funding' and you heard it wrong."

Dilbert says, "What exactly sounds like 'I will get funding'?"

The Boss says, "Landfill wet hunting."

Dilbert says, "That's not even a good try!!!"

The Boss says, "Shake it off."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I FINISHED THE BUSINESS CASE.

DILBERT SCOTT ADAMS dilbert.com YOU SAID YOU WOULD TRY TO GET FUNDING IF THE NUMBERS LOOK GOOD I NEVER SAID THAT.

I CLEARLY REMEMBER IT. I CAN DESCRIBE OUR CONVERSATION WORD FOR WORD.

I PROBABLY SAID SOMETHING THAT SOUNDED LIKE"I WILL GET FUNDING" AND YOU HEARD IT WRONG.

WHAT EXACTLY SOUNDS LIKE "I WILL GET FUNDING"?

LANDFILL WET HUNTING.

THAT'S NOT EVEN A GOOD TRY!!!

SHAKE IT OFF.

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