Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 24th May 2010

Dilbert//7709, first published sixteen years ago on Monday 24th May 2010

Tags

invention gadget sink attaches to body faucet on head running water work annoyed hearing yell

Official transcript

Wally says, "I invented a sink that attaches to my body. The faucet is activated by your voice."

The Boss says, "Wally, what possible use could this stupid thing have? I need you to do some real work."

Wally says, "What? I can't hear you when the water is running!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I INVENTED A SINK THAT ATTACHES TO MY BODY. THE FAUCET IS ACTIVATED BY YOUR VOICE.

WALLY, WHAT POSSIBLE USE COULD THIS STUPID THING HAVE? I NEED YOU TO DO SOME REAL WORK WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU WHEN THE WATER IS RUNNING!

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