Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 31st May 2010

Dilbert//7716, first published sixteen years ago on Monday 31st May 2010

Dilbert cartoon for Monday 31st May 2010

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Tags

engineer duel angry fight send link winner arms up cell phone technology engineering

Official transcript

How Engineers Duel Dilbert says, "Your data are weak."

Engineer says, "Make your move!"

Dilbert says, "I'm sending you a link!"

Engineer says, "I'm sending you three links!"

Dilbert says, "I don't have time for this."

Engineer says, "Winner!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW ENGINEERS DUEL YOUR DATA ARE WEAK.

MAKE YOUR MOVE!

I'M SENDING YOU A LINK!

I'M SENDING YOU THREE LINKS!

I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS.

WINNER!

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collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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