Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 6th June 2010

Dilbert//7722, first published sixteen years ago on Sunday 6th June 2010

Tags

collect money ted birthday insult pinch face lemon ferret disgusting racist jokes embezzle date awkward dollar

Official transcript

Tina says, "I'm collecting money for Ted's birthday."

Alice says, "Pass. I can't stand that idiot."

Alice says, "His face looks like a ferret eating a lemon."

Alice says, "He makes my skin crawl."

Alice says, "He tells racist jokes, and I think he's embezzling."

Tina says, "I've been dating him for a month."

Alice says, "I'd be lying if I said that wasn't worth a dollar."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M COLLECTING MONEY FOR TED'S BIRTHDAY.

DILBERT SCOTT ADAMS dilbert.com PASS.

I CAN'T STAND THAT IDIOT.

HIS FACE LOOKS LIKE A FERRET EATING A LEMON.

HE MAKES MY SKIN CRAWL.

HE TELLS RACIST JOKES, AND I THINK HE'S EMBEZZLING.

I'VE BEEN DATING HIM FOR A MONTH.

I'D BE LYING IF I SAID THAT WASN'T WORTH A DOLLAR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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