Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 6th June 2010
Dilbert//7722, first published sixteen years ago on Sunday 6th June 2010
Tags
collect money ted birthday insult pinch face lemon ferret disgusting racist jokes embezzle date awkward dollar
Official transcript
Tina says, "I'm collecting money for Ted's birthday."
Alice says, "Pass. I can't stand that idiot."
Alice says, "His face looks like a ferret eating a lemon."
Alice says, "He makes my skin crawl."
Alice says, "He tells racist jokes, and I think he's embezzling."
Tina says, "I've been dating him for a month."
Alice says, "I'd be lying if I said that wasn't worth a dollar."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
I'M COLLECTING MONEY FOR TED'S BIRTHDAY.
DILBERT SCOTT ADAMS dilbert.com PASS.
I CAN'T STAND THAT IDIOT.
HIS FACE LOOKS LIKE A FERRET EATING A LEMON.
HE MAKES MY SKIN CRAWL.
HE TELLS RACIST JOKES, AND I THINK HE'S EMBEZZLING.
I'VE BEEN DATING HIM FOR A MONTH.
I'D BE LYING IF I SAID THAT WASN'T WORTH A DOLLAR.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Ted's Birthday Surprise"
Summary:
The comic strip revolves around Ted's birthday celebration, which is being planned by his coworker. However, the coworker has a hidden agenda, as she is embezzling money from Ted's company. The coworker's plan is to use the money to fund her own lavish lifestyle, while Ted remains oblivious to the situation.
Key Elements:
- The coworker's embezzlement scheme
- Ted's obliviousness to the situation
- The coworker's use of the stolen money to fund her own lifestyle
Overall:
The comic strip presents a humorous take on the consequences of embezzlement and the importance of being aware of one's surroundings. It highlights the dangers of trusting others with financial responsibilities and the potential consequences of being deceived.
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