Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 8th August 2010

Dilbert//7785, first published sixteen years ago on Sunday 8th August 2010

Tags

favor ask phone ring children bogeyman mailman angry family

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "Carol, would you?"

Carol says, "Here's an interesting experiment?"

Carol says, "Watch what happens to your blood pressure when I take this call and make you wait."

Carol says, "Yeah? What's the problem now?"

Carol says, "Tell your brother I said to stop biting the ehads off your dolls."

Carol says, "Uh-huh... well, if the man was wearing a postal uniform, he wasn't the bogeyman."

Carol says, "You did what to him?"

Carol says, "Listen carefully. I want you to tear up the carpet in the fancy bathroom..."

Dilbert says, "I can come back."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SCOTT ADAMS dilbert.com CAROL, WOULD YOU...

RRRING!

HERE'S AN INTERESTING EXPERIMENT...

BRRING!

WATCH WHAT HAPPENS TO YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE WHEN I TAKE THIS CALL AND MAKE YOU WAIT.

YEAH? WHAT'S THE PROBLEM NOW?

TELL YOUR BROTHER I SAID TO STOP BITING THE HEADS OFF YOUR DOLLS.

UH-HUH... WELL, IF THE MAN WAS WEARING A POSTAL UNIFORM, HE WASN'T THE BOGEYMAN.

YOU DID WHAT TO HIM?

LISTEN CAREFULLY, I WANT YOU TO TEAR UP THE CARPET IN THE FANCY BATHROOM...

I CAN COME BACK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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