Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 14th August 2010

Dilbert//7791, first published sixteen years ago on Saturday 14th August 2010

Tags

mother son sarcastic plant flower pot web only company imagination family

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "My company is going to a web-only business model."

Mom says, "That's terrific."

Mom says, "What's phase three? Does it involve operating only in your own imagination?"

Dilbert says, "Be nice."

Mom says, "Maybe you can help me grow this plant back into a seed."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY COMPANY IS GOING TO A WEB-ONLY BUSINESS MODEL.

THAT'S TERRIFIC WHAT'S PHASE THREE? DOES IT INVOLVE OPERATING ONLY IN YOUR OWN IMAGINATION?

BE NICE.

MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME GROW THIS PLANT BACK INTO A SEED.

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