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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 14th October 2010

Dilbert//7852, first published sixteen years ago on Thursday 14th October 2010


Tags

consult customer data complain sell identity thieves foot in mouth check


Official transcript

Man says, "Customers are complaining that we sold their personal data."

Man says, "And apparently all of the buyers were identity thieves."

The Boss says, "That's impossible. We checked every buyer's ident? oh."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

CUSTOMERS ARE COMPLAINING THAT WE SOLD THEIR PERSONAL DATA.

AND APPARENTLY ALL OF THE BUYERS WERE IDENTITY THIEVES.

THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

WE CHECKED EVERY BUYER'S IDENT...

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collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Identity Thieves in the Workplace"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in, features Dilbert and his boss discussing the sale of customers' personal data. The boss is concerned about complaints from customers, but Dilbert reveals that all buyers were identity thieves. The boss is shocked, saying "Oh," implying that this is an unexpected and potentially serious issue. The comic strip highlights the importance of protecting customers' personal data and the potential consequences of not doing so.

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