Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 15th October 2010

Dilbert//7853, first published sixteen years ago on Friday 15th October 2010

Tags

meeting customers trust board write lie raise hand business

Official transcript

The Boss says, "How can we rebuild the trust of our customers? Let's brainstorm."

Dilbert says, "We could stop using misleading benchmark tests to sell shoddy products that have hidden costs."

The Boss says, "I heard someone say 'lie.' Let's write that one down."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW CAN WE REBUILD THE TRUST OF OUR CUSTOMERS? LET'S BRAINSTORM.

Trust WE COULD STOP USING MISLEADING BENCHMARK TESTS TO SELL SHODDY PRODUCTS THAT HAVE HIDDEN COSTS.

I HEARD SOMEONE SAY "LIE." LET'S WRITE THAT ONE DOWN.

Trust

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