Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 16th October 2010

Dilbert//7854, first published sixteen years ago on Saturday 16th October 2010

Tags

intern pretend owner yell mouth open fire annoyed surprise power apologize point

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "Asok, I want you to make decision as if you owned the company."

Asok says, "Clear out your desk, you worthless bag of meat!"

Asok says, "Sorry. The fake power went to my head for a moment."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ASOK, I WANT YOU TO MAKE DECISIONS AS IF YOU OWNED THE COMPANY.

CLEAR OUT YOUR DESK, YOU WORTHLESS BAG OF MEAT!

SORRY. THE FAKE POWER WENT TO MY HEAD FOR A MOMENT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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