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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 18th October 2010

Dilbert//7856, first published sixteen years ago on Monday 18th October 2010


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sales bonus level happy smile employee salesman too low


Official transcript

The Boss says, "Ken, you've almost reached your sales bonus level with time to spare."

The Boss says, "Obviously I set your bonus threshold too low. I'll need to adjust it upward retroactively."

Ken says, "Maybe I'm just a great salesperson!"

The Boss says, "That's the spirit! Stay hungry!"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

KEN, YOU'VE ALMOST REACHED YOUR SALES BONUS LEVEL WITH TIME TO SPARE.

OBVIOUSLY I SET YOUR BONUS THRESHOLD TOO LOW.

I'LL NEED TO ADJUST IT UPWARD RETROACTIVELY.

MAYBE I'M JUST A GREAT SALESPERSON!

THAT'S THE SPIRIT!

STAY HUNGRY!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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