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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 19th October 2010

Dilbert//7857, first published sixteen years ago on Tuesday 19th October 2010


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evil cat director of human resources sales bonus raise target boss laugh point bend over tail annoyed support animals


Official transcript

Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources Ken says, "Every time I get near my sales bonus level, the pointy-haired boss raises the target!"

Catbert says, "Ha ha ha! That's the funniest thing I've ever heard! He just yanks it away! Ha ha ha!"

Ken says, "I was hoping for some support."

Catbert says, "Then buy a cane and talk to the tail! Ooogah!"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES EVERY TIME I GET NEAR MY SALES BONUS LEVEL, THE POINTY- HAIRED BOSS RAISES THE TARGET!

HA HA HA! THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD!

HE JUST YANKS IT AWAY! HA HA HA!

I WAS HOPING FOR SOME SUPPORT.

THEN BUY A CANE AND TALK TO THE TAIL!

OOOGAH!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Catbert, a cat and the evil director of human resources, who is trying to motivate an employee named Dilbert.
  • Catbert uses a carrot on a stick approach, promising a bonus if the employee meets his sales targets.
  • However, when the employee asks for support, Catbert responds by buying a cane and talking to the tail, implying that the employee is already receiving enough attention.
  • The employee is left frustrated and confused by Catbert's response.

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