Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 2nd January 2011

Dilbert//7932, first published fifteen years ago on Sunday 2nd January 2011

Tags

annoyance eating & drinking lunchtime trivial decions lose faith humanity no hope vending machine fatasize competent coworkers

Official transcript

Man says, "Dilbert, would you like to join us for lunch?"

Dilbert says, "Where are you going?"

Man says, "We haven't decided."

Dilbert says, "In that case, no."

Dilbert says, "I can't stand watching a small group of people trying to make a trivial decision."

Dilbert says, "It makes me lose all faith in humanity."

Dilbert says, "Food doesn't taste as good when you have no hope."

Dilbert says, "I'll just get somehting from the vending machine and fantasize that my co-workers are competent."

Dilbert says, "Let's see... what goes well with an unrealistic worldview?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU LERT TO OUTN US FOR LUNCH?

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

DILBERT SCOTT ADAMS dilbert.com WE HAVEN'T DECIDED IN THAT CASE, NO.

I CAN'T STAND WATCHING A SMALL GROUP OF PEOPLE TRYING TO MAKE A TRIVIAL DECISION.

IT MAKES ME LOSE ALL FAITH IN HUMANITY.

FOOD DOESN'T TASTE AS GOOD WHEN YOU HAVE NO HOPE.

I'LL JUST GET SOMETHING FROM THE VENDING MACHINE AND FANTASIZE THAT MY COWORKERS ARE COMPETENT.

LET'S SEE.

GOES WELL WITH AN UNREALISTIC WORLDVIEW?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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