Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 29th January 2011

Dilbert//7959, first published fifteen years ago on Saturday 29th January 2011

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terrorists work ethic elbonian leftists kidnapped ransom demands three pack tube socks carton milk six yams making life nightmare gives in to kidnappers

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Asok is kidnapped in Elbonia

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ELBONIAN LEFTISTS KIDNAPPED ASOK.

THEY HAVE RANSOM DEMANDS.

THEY WANT A THREE-PACK OF TUBE SOCKS, A CARTON OF MILK, AND SIX YAMS.

MAYBE YOU COULD BUY THAT STUFF ON YOUR WAY HOME.

YOU'RE MAKING MY LIFE A NIGHTMARE!

JUST KEEP HIM!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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