Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 23rd February 2011

Dilbert//7984, first published fifteen years ago on Wednesday 23rd February 2011

Tags

contracts lawyers surgery software server too confusing normal human comprehension cost eefective involve atorneys deal so small medical

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "Your software services contract is too confusing for any normal human to comprehend."

Dilbert says, "And it wouldn't be cost- effective to involve our attorneys for a deal so small."

Dilbert says, "So I'll just take chance and sign it."

Man says, "Doc... scrub in. I got the liver."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR SOFTWARE SERVICES CONTRACT IS TOO CONFUSING FOR ANY NORMAL HUMAN TO COMPREHEND.

AND IT WOULDN'T BE COST-EFFECTIVE TO INVOLVE OUR ATTORNEYS FOR A DEAL SO SMALL.

SO I'LL JUST TAKE A CHANCE AND SIGN IT.

DOC...

SCRUB IN.

I GOT THE LIVER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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