Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 23rd February 2011
Dilbert//7984, first published fifteen years ago on Wednesday 23rd February 2011
Tags
contracts lawyers surgery software server too confusing normal human comprehension cost eefective involve atorneys deal so small medical
Official transcript
Dilbert says, "Your software services contract is too confusing for any normal human to comprehend."
Dilbert says, "And it wouldn't be cost- effective to involve our attorneys for a deal so small."
Dilbert says, "So I'll just take chance and sign it."
Man says, "Doc... scrub in. I got the liver."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
YOUR SOFTWARE SERVICES CONTRACT IS TOO CONFUSING FOR ANY NORMAL HUMAN TO COMPREHEND.
AND IT WOULDN'T BE COST-EFFECTIVE TO INVOLVE OUR ATTORNEYS FOR A DEAL SO SMALL.
SO I'LL JUST TAKE A CHANCE AND SIGN IT.
DOC...
SCRUB IN.
I GOT THE LIVER.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Software Services Contract"
Summary:
- A man is confused by the complexity of a software services contract.
- He seeks legal advice, but the lawyer is unhelpful.
- The man decides to take a chance and sign the contract, despite the lawyer's warning that it is not cost-effective to involve attorneys for a deal of this size.
- The man is left feeling uncertain about the contract's terms and the potential risks involved.
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