Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 24th February 2011

Dilbert//7985, first published fifteen years ago on Thursday 24th February 2011

Tags

cats & kittens computer software contracts harvest organs signed software services save lives

Official transcript

Carol says, "There's a guy in the lobby who says he's here to harvest your organs."

Carol says, "Apparently, you signed a software services agreement without fully understanding it."

Dilbert says, "Well, at least I can save lives."

Carol says, "He said something about his cat's birthday."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THERE'S A GUY IN THE LOBBY WHO SAYS HE'S HERE TO HARVEST YOUR ORGANS.

APPARENTLY, YOU SIGNED A SOFTWARE SERVICES AGREEMENT WITHOUT FULLY UNDERSTANDING IT.

WELL, AT LEAST I CAN SAVE LIVES.

HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT HIS CAT'S BIRTHDAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Software Services Agreement"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a man who claims to be in the lobby to harvest organs. He is met with skepticism by the person he approaches, who questions his intentions. The man responds by stating that he has signed a software services agreement without fully understanding it. The person is perplexed, asking if he can save lives, to which the man replies that he can save his cat's birthday.

Key Points:

• The man's unusual request to harvest organs is met with skepticism.
• He claims to have signed a software services agreement without understanding it.
• The person asks if he can save lives, and the man responds by saying he can save his cat's birthday.
• The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of the situation.

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