Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 24th February 2011

Dilbert//7985, first published fifteen years ago on Thursday 24th February 2011

Tags

cats & kittens computer software contracts harvest organs signed software services save lives

Official transcript

Carol says, "There's a guy in the lobby who says he's here to harvest your organs."

Carol says, "Apparently, you signed a software services agreement without fully understanding it."

Dilbert says, "Well, at least I can save lives."

Carol says, "He said something about his cat's birthday."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THERE'S A GUY IN THE LOBBY WHO SAYS HE'S HERE TO HARVEST YOUR ORGANS.

APPARENTLY, YOU SIGNED A SOFTWARE SERVICES AGREEMENT WITHOUT FULLY UNDERSTANDING IT.

WELL, AT LEAST I CAN SAVE LIVES.

HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT HIS CAT'S BIRTHDAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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