Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 1st May 2011

Dilbert//8051, first published fifteen years ago on Sunday 1st May 2011

Tags

boats business ethics new boat engineers skills boss's boat picture nautical interests

Official transcript

Boss: Who wants to see a picture of my new boat? Dilbert: That's a very good question. If we consider the fact that we work much harder than he does... Carol: And we have valuable engineering skills, whereas he can't operate the GPS in his SUV... and for some reason we don't get paid enough to buy impressive boats. Dilbert: And we have no nautical interests whatsoever. I think your best bet is people who don't know you. Man: And you are? Boss: This only works if we don't get too familiar.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SEE A PICTURE OF MY NEW BOAT?

THAT'S A VERY GOOD QUESTION IF WE CONSIDER THE FACT THAT WE WORK MUCH HARDER THAN HE DOES.

AND WE HAVE VALUABLE ENGINEERING CANT OPERATE THE GPS IN HIS SUV...

AND SOR COME REASON WE DON'T GET PATO ENOUGH TO BUY TMPRESSTUS AND WE HAVE NO NAUTICAL INTERESTS WHATSOEVER.

I THINK YOUR BEST BET IS PEOPLE WHO DOn kNow You.

ARE?

THIS ONLY WORKS IF LUE DON'T GET TOO CAMULTAK

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "GPS Operator"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled character with black hair and a blue suit, standing in front of a whiteboard. He is addressing a woman with brown hair and a pink dress, who is holding a cup of coffee.

Key Points:

• Dilbert is seeking a new boat.
• The woman is interested in the boat but has some concerns.
• She asks about the boat's speed, to which Dilbert responds that it is fast.
• The woman then asks about the boat's size, and Dilbert explains that it is large.
• The woman expresses her interest in the boat but notes that she has no nautical experience.
• Dilbert reassures her that he will operate the GPS, implying that he has the necessary skills.
• The woman agrees to buy the boat, and Dilbert congratulates her on her decision.

Overall:

The comic strip humorously depicts a conversation between Dilbert and the woman, highlighting their contrasting personalities and interests. The strip showcases Dilbert's enthusiasm for the boat and his willingness to operate the GPS, while the woman's concerns and lack of nautical experience are playfully addressed.

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