Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 1st May 2011

Dilbert//8051, first published fifteen years ago on Sunday 1st May 2011

Tags

boats business ethics new boat engineers skills boss's boat picture nautical interests

Official transcript

Boss: Who wants to see a picture of my new boat? Dilbert: That's a very good question. If we consider the fact that we work much harder than he does... Carol: And we have valuable engineering skills, whereas he can't operate the GPS in his SUV... and for some reason we don't get paid enough to buy impressive boats. Dilbert: And we have no nautical interests whatsoever. I think your best bet is people who don't know you. Man: And you are? Boss: This only works if we don't get too familiar.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SEE A PICTURE OF MY NEW BOAT?

THAT'S A VERY GOOD QUESTION IF WE CONSIDER THE FACT THAT WE WORK MUCH HARDER THAN HE DOES.

AND WE HAVE VALUABLE ENGINEERING CANT OPERATE THE GPS IN HIS SUV...

AND SOR COME REASON WE DON'T GET PATO ENOUGH TO BUY TMPRESSTUS AND WE HAVE NO NAUTICAL INTERESTS WHATSOEVER.

I THINK YOUR BEST BET IS PEOPLE WHO DOn kNow You.

ARE?

THIS ONLY WORKS IF LUE DON'T GET TOO CAMULTAK

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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