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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 2nd May 2011

Dilbert//8052, first published fifteen years ago on Monday 2nd May 2011


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exhaustion - tiredness office workers peak efficeincy brain peak effiency not working


Official transcript

Dilbert: My brain isn't working at its peak efficiency this afternoon. Common sense says I should go home early to avoid making any mistakes that would be bad for the company. Unless... nothing I... do is important. Boss: Sounds like your brain is back to its peak efficiency.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MY BRAIN ISN'T WORKING AT ITS PEAK EFFICIENCY THIS AFTERNOON.

COMMON SENSE SAYS I SHOULD GO HOME EARLY TO AVOID MAKING ANY MISTAKES THAT WOULD BE BAD FOR THE COMPANY.

UNLESS...

NOTHING I ... DO IS IMPORTANT.

SOUNDS LIKE YOUR BRAIN IS ITS PEAK EFFICIENCY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Peak Efficiency"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2011, features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, interacting with his brain. The conversation begins with Dilbert's brain expressing its dissatisfaction with its performance, stating that it's not working at peak efficiency. Dilbert responds by instructing his brain to avoid making mistakes that would harm the company, emphasizing the importance of peak efficiency. However, his brain retorts that nothing is important unless it sounds like it's crucial to peak efficiency. The exchange highlights the humorous dynamic between Dilbert and his brain, showcasing their contrasting perspectives on priorities and productivity.

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