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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 2nd May 2011

Dilbert//8052, first published fifteen years ago on Monday 2nd May 2011


Tags

exhaustion - tiredness office workers peak efficeincy brain peak effiency not working


Official transcript

Dilbert: My brain isn't working at its peak efficiency this afternoon. Common sense says I should go home early to avoid making any mistakes that would be bad for the company. Unless... nothing I... do is important. Boss: Sounds like your brain is back to its peak efficiency.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MY BRAIN ISN'T WORKING AT ITS PEAK EFFICIENCY THIS AFTERNOON.

COMMON SENSE SAYS I SHOULD GO HOME EARLY TO AVOID MAKING ANY MISTAKES THAT WOULD BE BAD FOR THE COMPANY.

UNLESS...

NOTHING I ... DO IS IMPORTANT.

SOUNDS LIKE YOUR BRAIN IS ITS PEAK EFFICIENCY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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