Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 3rd May 2011

Dilbert//8053, first published fifteen years ago on Tuesday 3rd May 2011

Tags

embarrassment internet & world wide web website moradc nicknames client satisfactions surveys group monitors technology

Official transcript

Mordac: Ted, the I.S. group monitors every website you visit. Based on that information, we came up with a list of nicknames for you. My job got a lot more fun after we stopped doing the client satisfaction surveys. Mordac

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MORDAC TED, THE I.S. GROUP MONITORS EVERY WEBSITE YOU VISIT.

BASED ON THAT INFORMATION, WE CAME UP WITH A LIST OF NICKNAMES FOR YOU.

MY JOB GOT A LOT MORE FUN AFTER WE STOPPED DOING THE CLIENT SATISFACTION SURVEYS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Client Satisfaction Surveys"

Summary:

This 'Dilbert' comic strip, originally published in 2011, humorously portrays the frustration of a group of Information Security (I.S.) monitors who are tasked with creating a list of nicknames for their clients. The I.S. group is comprised of Ted, the I.S. group monitors, and Mordac, the I.S. group monitors' supervisor.

Panel 1:

• Ted, the I.S. group monitors, is shown standing in front of a computer screen with a puzzled expression.
• Mordac, the I.S. group monitors' supervisor, is standing behind Ted, holding a piece of paper.

Panel 2:

• Mordac hands Ted the paper, which contains a list of nicknames for the clients.
• Ted looks at the list and appears unimpressed.

Panel 3:

• Mordac asks Ted if he has any suggestions for the list.
• Ted responds by saying that his job got a lot more fun after they stopped doing client satisfaction surveys.

Panel 4:

• Mordac looks surprised and asks Ted why he thinks that.
• Ted explains that he used to have to sit through long, boring surveys with clients who were unhappy with the company's services.
• Ted says that now, he just gets to sit at his desk and do nothing.

Panel 5:

• Mordac looks disappointed and says that he thought Ted would be more enthusiastic about the project.
• Ted shrugs and says that he's just happy to be done with the surveys.

Overall:

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of client satisfaction surveys and the frustration that can come with them. It also highlights the monotony of some office jobs and the importance of finding ways to make work more enjoyable.

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