Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 3rd May 2011

Dilbert//8053, first published fifteen years ago on Tuesday 3rd May 2011

Tags

embarrassment internet & world wide web website moradc nicknames client satisfactions surveys group monitors technology

Official transcript

Mordac: Ted, the I.S. group monitors every website you visit. Based on that information, we came up with a list of nicknames for you. My job got a lot more fun after we stopped doing the client satisfaction surveys. Mordac

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MORDAC TED, THE I.S. GROUP MONITORS EVERY WEBSITE YOU VISIT.

BASED ON THAT INFORMATION, WE CAME UP WITH A LIST OF NICKNAMES FOR YOU.

MY JOB GOT A LOT MORE FUN AFTER WE STOPPED DOING THE CLIENT SATISFACTION SURVEYS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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