Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 22nd May 2011

Dilbert//8072, first published fifteen years ago on Sunday 22nd May 2011

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ignorance (knowledge) lawyer feels wrong research harvard law degree feelingl greasy food and ignorance data harvard degree over cheeseburger bad mood science legal

Official transcript

Boss: This doesn't feel right. Dilbert: It came straight from our lawyer. Boss: It just feels wrong. Can you research it a little more? Dilbert: Sure. I can do that research in my head. Let's see... our lawyer got his degree at Harvard and has twenty years in this exact field. Whereas you have a "feeling"

that is probably the result of an unholy combination of greasy food and ignorance. The data clearly favors the Harvard Law degree over the cheeseburger. ... Good luck. He's in a bad mood.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT.

DILBERT SCOTT ADAMS dilbert.com IT CAME STRAIGHT FROM OUR LAWYER.

IT JUST FEELS WRONG. CAN YOU RESEARCH IT A LITTLE MORE?

SURE. I CAN DO THAT RESEARCH IN MY HEAD.

LAWS GOT HIS DEGREE AT HARVARD AND HAS TWENTY YEARS IN THIS EXACT FIELD.

WHEREAS YOU HAVE A "FEELING" THAT IS PROBABLY THE RESULT OF AN UNHOLY COMBINATION OF GREASY FOOD AND IGNORANCE.

THE DATA CLEARLY FAVORS THE HARVARD LAW DEGREE OVER THE CHEESEBURGER.

GOOD LUCK.

HE'S IN A BAD MOOD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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