Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 31st July 2011
Dilbert//8142, first published fifteen years ago on Sunday 31st July 2011
Tags
groceries & grocery stores natural disasters saving & investment complete meltdown financial system six months food water batteries gold coins light on defensive weapontry protein bars money
Official transcript
Dilbert: I'm preparing for the complete meltdown of our financial system. I've got six months of food and water. I have batteries, flashlights, and gold coins. Alice: I'm prepare too. I have your home address. And I noticed that your preparations are light on defensive weaponry. Can you add some protein bars to the shopping list?
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
I'M PREPARING FOR THE COMPLETE MELTDOWN OF OUR FINANCIAL SYSTEM IVE GOT SIX MONTHS OF FOOD AND WATER.
I HAVE BATTERIES, FLASHLIGHTS, AND GOLD COINS.
I'M PREPARED TOO.
I HAVE YOUR HOME ADDRESS.
AND I NOTICED THAT YOUR PREPARATIONS ARE LIGHT ON DEFENSIVE WEAPONRY.
CAN YOU ADD SOME PROTEIN BARS TO THE SHOPPING LIST?
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Dilbert: Preparing for the Financial Meltdown"
Summary:
The comic strip, originally published in 2011, features Dilbert and his assistant, Alice, preparing for a financial meltdown. The conversation begins with Dilbert stating he is preparing for the complete meltdown of their financial system. Alice responds that she has six months' worth of food and water, to which Dilbert adds that he has batteries, flashlights, and gold coins. Alice then asks if Dilbert has added protein bars to the shopping list, which he has not. Dilbert's preparations are light on defensive weaponry, but Alice notices that his home address is on the shopping list. The comic strip humorously highlights the contrast between Dilbert's practical preparations and Alice's more defensive approach.
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