Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 31st July 2011

Dilbert//8142, first published fifteen years ago on Sunday 31st July 2011

Tags

groceries & grocery stores natural disasters saving & investment complete meltdown financial system six months food water batteries gold coins light on defensive weapontry protein bars money

Official transcript

Dilbert: I'm preparing for the complete meltdown of our financial system. I've got six months of food and water. I have batteries, flashlights, and gold coins. Alice: I'm prepare too. I have your home address. And I noticed that your preparations are light on defensive weaponry. Can you add some protein bars to the shopping list?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M PREPARING FOR THE COMPLETE MELTDOWN OF OUR FINANCIAL SYSTEM IVE GOT SIX MONTHS OF FOOD AND WATER.

I HAVE BATTERIES, FLASHLIGHTS, AND GOLD COINS.

I'M PREPARED TOO.

I HAVE YOUR HOME ADDRESS.

AND I NOTICED THAT YOUR PREPARATIONS ARE LIGHT ON DEFENSIVE WEAPONRY.

CAN YOU ADD SOME PROTEIN BARS TO THE SHOPPING LIST?

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