Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 11th October 2011

Dilbert//8214, first published fifteen years ago on Tuesday 11th October 2011

Tags

angry rich guy buy small companies mergers & acquisitions obscenely profitable prosperity suck good will universally despised

Official transcript

CEO: Our company is obscenely profitable but universally despised. Our plan is to buy a smaller and more popular company, take their name, and suck out their goodwill like a monkey on an orange. Please welcome their founder, Bradley. He's the angriest rich guy you'll ever meet.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR COMPANY IS OBSCENELY PROFITABLE BUT UNIVERSALLY DESPISED.

GRRRR

OUR PLAN IS TO BUY A SMALLER AND MORE POPULAR COMPANY, TAKE THEIR NAME, AND SUCK OUT THEIR GOODWILL LIKE A MONKEY ON AN ORANGE.

PLEASE WELCOME THEIR FOUNDER, BRADLEY. HE'S THE ANGRIEST RICH GUY YOULL EVER MEET.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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