Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 12th October 2011

Dilbert//8215, first published fifteen years ago on Wednesday 12th October 2011

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employees office workers worked at home work tonight leaving early work late business

Official transcript

Boss: Leaving early? Dilbert: If you count the two hours I worked at home when I woke up, and the two hours I'll work tonight you'll come out way ahead today. Boss: How will I come out if you do all of that plus work late here?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

LEAVING EARLY?

IF YOU COUNT THE TWO HOURS I WORKED AT HOME WHEN I WOKE UP, AND THE TWO HOURS I'LL WORK TONIGHT, YOULL COME OUT WAY AHEAD TODAY.

HOW WILL I COME OUT IF YOU DO ALL OF THAT PLUS WORK LATE HERE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Commuter Conundrum"

Summary:

• A man is asked if he is leaving early.
• He responds that he counted the two hours he worked at home when he woke up and the two hours he'll work tonight, so he'll come out way ahead today.
• The questioner asks how he will come out if he does all that plus work late.
• The man is unsure of how to respond.

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