Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 24th November 2011

Dilbert//8258, first published fifteen years ago on Thursday 24th November 2011

Tags

commerce service business unmotivated sales guy slides are blank compelling reason no commission work budget issues

Official transcript

Man: My slides are blank because no one told me what our product does. And I don't have a compelling reason to find out because I don't work on commission. If anyone asks why you didn't place an order, would you mind saying you have budget issues? Unmotivated sales guy

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

UNMOTIVATED SALES GUY MY SLIDES ARE BLANK BECAUSE NO ONE TOLD ME WHAT OUR PRODUCT DOES.

AND I DON'T HAVE A COMPELLING REASON TO FIND OUT BECAUSE I DON'T WORK ON COMMISSION.

IF ANYONE ASKS WHY YOU DIDN'T PLACE AN ORDER, WOULD YOU MIND SAYING YOU HAVE BUDGET ISSUES?

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