Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 29th December 2011

Dilbert//8293, first published fifteen years ago on Thursday 29th December 2011

Tags

conversation employees executives on line class develop charisma change the world die from stree health issues business

Official transcript

Boss: I'm taking an online class to develop my charisma. Dilbert: Let's see a sample. Boss: Do what I say and you can change the world while you die from stress-related health issues! That felt right. Dilbert: You nailed it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M TAKING AN ONLINE CLASS TO DEVELOP MY CHARISMA.

LET'S SEE A SAMPLE.

DO WHAT I SAY AND YOU CAN CHANGE THE WORLD WHILE YOU DIE FROM STRESS-RELATED HEALTH ISSUES!

THAT FELT RIGHT.

YOU NAILED IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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