Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 30th December 2011

Dilbert//8294, first published fifteen years ago on Friday 30th December 2011

Tags

excitement gloating awesome bob dry cleaner flying wing suit

Official transcript

Boss: I'm excited because I have a meeting in a few minutes with Awesome Bob. Everything he does is just a little bit more awesome than what anyone else does. Carol: He's running late because the dry cleaner couldn't get the sushi stains out of his flying wingsuit. Boss: AWESOME!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M EXCITED BECAUSE I HAVE A MEETING IN A FEW MINUTES WITH AWESOME BOB.

EVERYTHING HE DOES IS JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE AWESOME THAN WHAT ANYONE ELSE DOES.

RING HE'S RUNNING LATE BECAUSE THE DRY CLEANER COULDN'T GET THE SUSHI STAINS OUT OF HIS FLYING WINGSUIT.

AWESOME!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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