Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 31st December 2011

Dilbert//8295, first published fifteen years ago on Saturday 31st December 2011

Tags

celebrations new year's day happy new year oxytocin drug dealer magical thinking space time continuum

Official transcript

Woman: Happy New Year! Dilbert: Whoa! Settle down. I don't celebrate the magical thinking that says one random point in the space-time continuum is somehow special. Woman: It's just a hug. You'll enjoy it. Dilbert: You're like some sort of Oxytocin drug dealer.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

WHOA!

SETTLE DOWN.

I DON'T CELEBRATE THE MAGICAL THINKING THAT SAYS ONE RANDOM POINT IN THE SPACE- TIME CONTINUUM IS SOMEHOW SPECIAL.

IT'S JUST A HUG.

YOU'LL ENJOY IT.

YOU'RE LIKE SOME SORT OF OXYTOCIN DRUG DEALER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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