Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 31st December 2011
Dilbert//8295, first published fifteen years ago on Saturday 31st December 2011
Tags
celebrations new year's day happy new year oxytocin drug dealer magical thinking space time continuum
Official transcript
Woman: Happy New Year! Dilbert: Whoa! Settle down. I don't celebrate the magical thinking that says one random point in the space-time continuum is somehow special. Woman: It's just a hug. You'll enjoy it. Dilbert: You're like some sort of Oxytocin drug dealer.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
WHOA!
SETTLE DOWN.
I DON'T CELEBRATE THE MAGICAL THINKING THAT SAYS ONE RANDOM POINT IN THE SPACE- TIME CONTINUUM IS SOMEHOW SPECIAL.
IT'S JUST A HUG.
YOU'LL ENJOY IT.
YOU'RE LIKE SOME SORT OF OXYTOCIN DRUG DEALER.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Happy New Year"
Summary:
The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and scientific knowledge, celebrating the start of a new year with his colleagues. The conversation begins with Dilbert wishing his coworkers a "Happy New Year" and inviting them to settle down. However, he quickly shifts the topic to the concept of time continua, stating that he doesn't celebrate the magical thinking that says one random point in the space-time continuum is somehow special.
The conversation takes an unexpected turn when Dilbert's coworker responds by saying it's just a hug, and you'll enjoy it. Dilbert interprets this as a reference to oxytocin, a drug dealer, and the two engage in a humorous exchange about the topic.
Overall, the comic strip showcases Dilbert's unique perspective on the world and his ability to find humor in even the most mundane situations.
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