Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 2nd January 2012

Dilbert//8297, first published fourteen years ago on Monday 2nd January 2012

Tags

business ethics lobbying lobbiest bribers holiday birthdays lucrative job tax breaks company tax breaks interview

Official transcript

Man: Your lobbyist said I could have a lucrative job here someday if I support tax breaks for your company. I have offers from other bribers, so I thought I'd stop by and see how this dump compares. Dilbert: Suddenly I know too much. Man: Fetch me some coffee and I'll make your birthday a holiday.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR LOBBYIST SAID I COULD HAVE A LUCRATIVE JOB HERE SOMEDAY IF I SUPPORT TAX BREAKS FOR YOUR COMPANY.

I HAVE OFFERS FROM OTHER BRIBERS, SO I THOUGHT I'D STOP BY AND SEE HOW THIS DUMP COMPARES.

SUDDENLY I KNOW TOO MUCH.

FETCH ME SOME COFFEE AND I'LL MAKE YOUR BIRTHDAY A HOLIDAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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