Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 9th January 2012

Dilbert//8304, first published fourteen years ago on Monday 9th January 2012

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annoyance roboshark cubicle distance 12 feet territorial waters robot scare tactics

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Roboshark

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

STOP USING THE AISLE BEHIND MY CUBICLE. IT'S DISTRACTING.

EVERYTHING WITHIN TWELVE FEET OF MY CUBICLE ARE MY TERRITORIAL WATERS.

YOU CAN'T ENFORCE THAT.

TELL THAT TO MY ROBOSHARK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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