Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 16th January 2012

Dilbert//8311, first published fourteen years ago on Monday 16th January 2012

Tags

apology bald business ethics company lawyer discrimination lawyers nearsighted one billion short statue

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Wally gets rich

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

COMPANY LAWYER I'VE BEEN ASKED TO SETTLE YOUR CLAIM OF DISCRIMINATION AGAINST THE COMPANY.

YOUR COMPLAINT IS THAT THEY DISCRIMINATE AGAINST YOU FOR BEING SHORT, BALD, AND NEARSIGHTED.

I MIGHT HAVE A CONFLICT OF INTEREST, BUT MY FINAL OFFER IS ONE BILLION DOLLARS PLUS A STATUE AND AN APOLOGY.

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