Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 17th January 2012

Dilbert//8312, first published fourteen years ago on Tuesday 17th January 2012

Tags

actions & defenses billion dollars business ethics golden key rich people top 1% flying unicorn

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Wally gets rich

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HERE'S A BILLION DOLLARS TO SETTLE YOUR CLAIM OF DISCRIMINATION AGAINST SHORT, BALD, NEARSIGHTED GUYS.

IM IN THE TOP 1% NOW. I WONDER WHERE WE HOLD OUR SECRET MEETINGS.

ASK THE TINY FLYING UNICORN WITH THE GOLDEN KEY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Flying Unicorn"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and skepticism, in a humorous exchange with his boss. The boss offers Dilbert a large sum of money to settle a claim of discrimination against short, bald, nearsighted guys. Dilbert is skeptical and asks for more information about the meetings where this claim was discussed. The boss reveals that the meetings were held in secret and that Dilbert is in the top 1% now, implying that he has been promoted. However, the punchline comes when Dilbert asks to meet with a tiny flying unicorn with a golden key, which is not a typical or realistic request. The humor lies in the absurdity of the situation and the unexpected twist at the end.

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