Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 17th January 2012

Dilbert//8312, first published fourteen years ago on Tuesday 17th January 2012

Tags

actions & defenses billion dollars business ethics golden key rich people top 1% flying unicorn

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Wally gets rich

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HERE'S A BILLION DOLLARS TO SETTLE YOUR CLAIM OF DISCRIMINATION AGAINST SHORT, BALD, NEARSIGHTED GUYS.

IM IN THE TOP 1% NOW. I WONDER WHERE WE HOLD OUR SECRET MEETINGS.

ASK THE TINY FLYING UNICORN WITH THE GOLDEN KEY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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