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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 15th February 2012

Dilbert//8341, first published fourteen years ago on Wednesday 15th February 2012


Tags

golf video games pebble beach xbox full spectrum lamp fresh air house windows played golf coffee sports entertainment


Official transcript

Co-worker: I played golf at Pebble Beach over the weekend. Dilbert: I played that course on Xbox. Co-worker: That's totally different. Dilbert: I used a full spectrum lamp to simulate sunlight. Co-worker: I got fresh air! Dilbert: You should get a house that has windows. They're terrific.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I PLAYED GOLF AT PEBBLE BEACH OVER THE WEEKEND.

I PLAYED THAT COURSE ON XBOX.

THAT'S TOTALLY DIFFERENT.

I USED A FULL SPECTRUM LAMP TO SIMULATE SUNLIGHT.

I GOT FRESH AIR!

YOU SHOULD GET A HOUSE THAT HAS WINDOWS.

THEY'RE TERRIFIC.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A House with Windows"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dilbert, a bespectacled man with black hair, who engages in a conversation with his coworker.

  • Dilbert mentions playing golf over the weekend and participating in a course on Xbox.
  • His coworker responds by stating that he used a full-spectrum lamp to simulate sunlight, resulting in fresh air and a house with windows that are "terrific."
  • The conversation concludes with Dilbert expressing his admiration for the coworker's house.

Key Points:

  • Dilbert's weekend activities include playing golf and using Xbox.
  • The coworker's house has windows that are "terrific" due to the use of a full-spectrum lamp.
  • Dilbert is impressed by the coworker's house.

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