Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 15th February 2012

Dilbert//8341, first published fourteen years ago on Wednesday 15th February 2012

Tags

golf video games pebble beach xbox full spectrum lamp fresh air house windows played golf coffee sports entertainment

Official transcript

Co-worker: I played golf at Pebble Beach over the weekend. Dilbert: I played that course on Xbox. Co-worker: That's totally different. Dilbert: I used a full spectrum lamp to simulate sunlight. Co-worker: I got fresh air! Dilbert: You should get a house that has windows. They're terrific.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I PLAYED GOLF AT PEBBLE BEACH OVER THE WEEKEND.

I PLAYED THAT COURSE ON XBOX.

THAT'S TOTALLY DIFFERENT.

I USED A FULL SPECTRUM LAMP TO SIMULATE SUNLIGHT.

I GOT FRESH AIR!

YOU SHOULD GET A HOUSE THAT HAS WINDOWS.

THEY'RE TERRIFIC.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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