Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 1st March 2012

Dilbert//8356, first published fourteen years ago on Thursday 1st March 2012

Tags

television news rogue nations nuclear weapons polar ice caps melting unemployment brink of default retirement news

Official transcript

Wally: Rogue nations are building nuclear weapons. The polar ice caps are melting. Unemployment is high. Entire nations are on the brink of default. You aren't saving enough for retirement. Dilbert: What do you have going here? Wally: He said he doesn't pay attention to news. I wondered why.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ROGUE NATIONS ARE BUILDING NUCLEAR WEAPONS. THE POLAR ICE CAPS ARE MELTING.

UNEMPLOYMENT IS HIGH.

ENTIRE NATIONS ARE ON THE BRINK OF DEFAULT. YOU AREN'T SAVING ENOUGH FOR RETIREMENT.

WHAT DO YOU HAVE GOING HERE?

HE SAID HE DOESN'T PAY ATTENTION TO NEWS. I WONDERED WHY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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