Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 2nd March 2012

Dilbert//8357, first published fourteen years ago on Friday 2nd March 2012

Tags

business ethics environmental issues fracking competitors headquarters pollute water generate earthquakes fracking awesome

Official transcript

CEO: We're going to start fracking under our biggest competitors headquarters. My plan is to pollute their water and generate earthquakes to destroy their campus. The project code name is "fracking awesome."

Dilbert: Catchy.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WERE GOING TO START FRACKING UNDER OUR BIGGEST COMPETITOR'S HEADQUARTERS MY PLAN IS TO POLLUTE THEIR WATER AND GENERATE EARTHQUAKES TO DESTROY THEIR CAMPUS.

THE PROJECT CODE NAME IS "FRACKING AWESOME." CATCHY

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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