Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 2nd March 2012
Dilbert//8357, first published fourteen years ago on Friday 2nd March 2012
Tags
business ethics environmental issues fracking competitors headquarters pollute water generate earthquakes fracking awesome
Official transcript
CEO: We're going to start fracking under our biggest competitors headquarters. My plan is to pollute their water and generate earthquakes to destroy their campus. The project code name is "fracking awesome."
Dilbert: Catchy.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
WERE GOING TO START FRACKING UNDER OUR BIGGEST COMPETITOR'S HEADQUARTERS MY PLAN IS TO POLLUTE THEIR WATER AND GENERATE EARTHQUAKES TO DESTROY THEIR CAMPUS.
THE PROJECT CODE NAME IS "FRACKING AWESOME." CATCHY
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
The comic strip is titled "Fracking Awesome" and features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and corporate satire.
Panel 1: Introduction to the Project
- Dilbert's boss announces a new project to start fracking under the company's headquarters.
- The boss explains that this will help pollute the water and generate earthquakes to destroy the campus.
Panel 2: Dilbert's Reaction
- Dilbert is shocked and amused by the boss's proposal.
- He wonders why the boss would want to destroy the campus.
Panel 3: The Boss's Response
- The boss reveals that the project code name is "Fracking Awesome".
- Dilbert is unimpressed, saying it's a "catchy" name.
Overall
The comic strip pokes fun at corporate culture and the absurdity of some business decisions. It highlights the contrast between the boss's enthusiasm for the project and Dilbert's skepticism.
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