Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 8th March 2012

Dilbert//8363, first published fourteen years ago on Thursday 8th March 2012

Tags

elbonian contract legal night work contract programmmers heart attacks

Official transcript

Boss: Wally, I want you to manage our Elbonian contract programmers. You'll need to work at night because of the time difference. Wally: People who work at night have more heart attacks. Are you trying to kill me? Boss: Yes, and it's totally legal. Wally: Well played.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, I WANT YOU TO MANAGE OUR ELBONIAN CONTRACT PROGRAMMERS. YOU'LL NEED TO WORK AT NIGHT BECAUSE OF THE TIME DIFFERENCE.

PEOPLE WHO WORK AT NIGHT HAVE MORE HEART ATTACKS. ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ?

YES, AND IT'S TOTALLY LEGAL.

WELL PLAYED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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