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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 9th March 2012

Dilbert//8364, first published fourteen years ago on Friday 9th March 2012


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dating internet & world wide web dating site social media propsects addicted facebook pain meds prescription pain meds eye contact relationships technology


Official transcript

Dilbert: I've got two good prospects on this dating site. One is addicted to Facebook and the other is addicted to prescription pain meds. Dogbert: Sort of a tie. Dilbert: But only one of them is likely to make eye contact.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'VE GOT TWO GOOD PROSPECTS ON THIS DATING SITE.

ONE IS ADDICTED TO FACEBOOK AND THE OTHER IS ADDICTED TO PRESCRIPTION PAIN MEDS.

SORT OF A TIE.

BUT ONLY ONE OF THEM IS LIKELY TO MAKE EYE CONTACT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Tied to Facebook"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic humor and observations about technology and modern life.
  • In this strip, Dilbert expresses his frustration with online dating, stating that he's had two good prospects on the site but is hesitant to make eye contact with one of them due to a physical disability.
  • The strip humorously highlights the challenges of online dating and the importance of considering physical limitations when interacting with potential partners.
  • The title "Tied to Facebook" is a clever play on words, referencing both the physical tie worn by the character and the fact that he's tied to the Facebook dating site.

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