Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 9th March 2012

Dilbert//8364, first published fourteen years ago on Friday 9th March 2012

Tags

dating internet & world wide web dating site social media propsects addicted facebook pain meds prescription pain meds eye contact relationships technology

Official transcript

Dilbert: I've got two good prospects on this dating site. One is addicted to Facebook and the other is addicted to prescription pain meds. Dogbert: Sort of a tie. Dilbert: But only one of them is likely to make eye contact.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE GOT TWO GOOD PROSPECTS ON THIS DATING SITE.

ONE IS ADDICTED TO FACEBOOK AND THE OTHER IS ADDICTED TO PRESCRIPTION PAIN MEDS.

SORT OF A TIE.

BUT ONLY ONE OF THEM IS LIKELY TO MAKE EYE CONTACT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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