Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 22nd May 2012

Dilbert//8438, first published fourteen years ago on Tuesday 22nd May 2012

Tags

business failures-bankruptcies too big to fail two pigs flail clever demoralizing

Official transcript

Boss: Are we too big to fail? CEO: Nope. We're more like two pigs that flail. Boss: That's clever, and yet demoralizing. CEO: You're welcome.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ARE WE TOO BIG TO FAIL?

NOPE.

WE'RE MORE LIKE TWO PIGS THAT FLAIL.

THAT'S CLEVER, AND YET DEMORALIZING.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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