Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 9th July 2012

Dilbert//8486, first published fourteen years ago on Monday 9th July 2012

Tags

browser history business ethics engineer engineering padded resume puppets technically rumor

Official transcript

CEO: I'd like to address the rumor that I padded my resume. In the strictest sense of the word, I am not technically an "engineer"

per se. But to put this in perspective, even The Pope hides his browser history. It's no big deal.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'D LIKE TO ADDRESS THE RUMOR THAT I PADDED MY RSUM.

IN THE STRICTEST SENSE OF THE WORD, I AM NOT TECHNICALLY AN "ENGINEER" PER SE.

BUT TO PUT THIS IN PERSPECTIVE, EVEN THE POPE HIDES HIS BROWSER HISTORY.

IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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