Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 10th July 2012

Dilbert//8487, first published fourteen years ago on Tuesday 10th July 2012

Tags

doomed social media hatred motivation rich people venture capitalist

Official transcript

Dogbert: I've decided to become a venture capitalist. I'll take money from the rich and give it to hopelessly doomed social media start-ups. Dilbert: Because you love helping entrepreneurs? Dogbert: Because I hate rich people who aren't me.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE DECIDED TO BECOME A VENTURE CAPITALIST.

I'LL TAKE MONEY FROM THE RICH AND GIVE IT TO HOPELESSLY DOOMED SOCIAL MEDIA STARTUPS.

BECAUSE YOU LOVE HELPING ENTREPRENEURS?

BECAUSE I HATE RICH PEOPLE WHO AREN'T ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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