Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 24th October 2012

Dilbert//8593, first published fourteen years ago on Wednesday 24th October 2012

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death & dying death certificate staple on head no return messages

Official transcript

Alice: You haven't returned any of my messages, so I took the liberty of making a death certificate for you. I'll just staple it to the back of your head so everyone can see it. Are we good here?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU HAVEN'T RETURNED ANY OF MY MESSAGES, SO I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF MAKING A DEATH CERTIFICATE FOR YOU.

I'LL JUST STAPLE IT TO THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD SO EVERYONE CAN SEE IT.

ARE WE GOOD HERE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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