Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 26th October 2012

Dilbert//8595, first published fourteen years ago on Friday 26th October 2012

Tags

inventions robot telepresence commute multitasking new technology rough patches meat bags

Official transcript

Asok: Here comes Wally's telepresence robot. Robot: How was your commute, suckers?!!! Ha ha ha ha! I'm multitasking in ways that might surprise you! Dilbert: New technology always has rough patches. Robot: Open that door for me, meat bags!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HERE COMES WALLY'S TELEPRESENCE ROBOT.

HOW WAS YOUR COMMUTE, SUCKERS?!!

! I'M MULTITASKING IN WAYS THAT MIGHT SURPRISE YOU!

NEW TECHNOLOGY ALWAYS HAS ROUGH PATCHES.

OPEN THAT DOOR FOR ME, MEAT BAGS!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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