Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 27th October 2012

Dilbert//8596, first published fourteen years ago on Saturday 27th October 2012

Tags

frustration managers & supervisors performance review perfromance review 9 months late business

Official transcript

Boss: I finished your performance review. Alice: Terrific. It's nine months late and all you did was sign what I wrote. Boss: I think I also read it, but I'm not 100% positive.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I FINISHED YOUR PERFORMANCE REVIEW.

TERRIFIC. IT'S NINE MONTHS LATE AND ALL YOU DID WAS SIGN WHAT I WROTE.

I THINK I ALSO READ IT, BUT IM NOT 100% POSITIVE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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