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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 27th October 2012

Dilbert//8596, first published fourteen years ago on Saturday 27th October 2012


Tags

frustration managers & supervisors performance review perfromance review 9 months late business


Official transcript

Boss: I finished your performance review. Alice: Terrific. It's nine months late and all you did was sign what I wrote. Boss: I think I also read it, but I'm not 100% positive.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I FINISHED YOUR PERFORMANCE REVIEW.

TERRIFIC. IT'S NINE MONTHS LATE AND ALL YOU DID WAS SIGN WHAT I WROTE.

I THINK I ALSO READ IT, BUT IM NOT 100% POSITIVE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Late Review"

Summary:

  • The comic strip revolves around a conversation between a manager and an employee.
  • The employee hands the manager a performance review, stating that it was completed nine months ago.
  • The manager expresses surprise, but the employee remains confident, stating that they are "not 100% positive" about the review's accuracy.
  • The comic strip humorously highlights the employee's lack of confidence in their own work, despite the manager's positive reaction.

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