Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 12th November 2012

Dilbert//8612, first published fourteen years ago on Monday 12th November 2012

Tags

employees improvement plan 90 day individual honor valuable service polite thanks business

Official transcript

Ted: Guess who made it onto the generic ninety-day improvement plan. I don't think of it as an individual honor. I think of it as doing a valuable service for the team. Dilbert: Should we thank him? Wally: Are we polite now?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

GUESS WHO MADE IT ONTO THE NINETY-DAY PERFORMANCE IMPROVEMENT PLAN.

I DON'T THINK OF IT AS AN INDIVIDUAL HONOR. I THINK OF IT AS DOING A VALUABLE SERVICE FOR THE TEAM.

SHOULD WE THANK HIM?

ARE WE POLITE NOW?

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