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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 13th November 2012

Dilbert//8613, first published fourteen years ago on Tuesday 13th November 2012


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managers & supervisors work ethic good leader positive attitude sultan cublicle positive wishing harm business


Official transcript

Boss: A good leader has a positive attitude and spreads it by example. Today I lived like a sultan while you slaved away in your cubicle prison. I had a great day. Now it's your turn. Remember to be positive. Dilbert: I'm positive I want you to die.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

A GOOD LEADER HAS A POSITIVE ATTITUDE AND SPREADS IT BY EXAMPLE.

TODAY I LIVED LIKE A SULTAN WHILE YOU SLAVED AWAY IN YOUR CUBICLE PRISON.

I HAD A GREAT DAY.

NOW IT'S YOUR TURN REMEMBER TO BE POSITIVE.

IM POSITIVE I WANT YOU TO DIE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A Positive Attitude"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a boss and an employee, Dilbert. The boss emphasizes the importance of a positive attitude, citing his own experience as a sultan who was enslaved in a cubicle prison. Despite his circumstances, the boss remains optimistic, stating that he wants to die positive. The employee is skeptical of the boss's message, but the boss insists that a positive attitude can help one overcome even the most challenging situations. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that a positive attitude can solve all problems, highlighting the absurdity of the boss's statement. Overall, the comic strip uses humor to comment on the challenges of working in a corporate environment and the importance of maintaining a sense of humor in the face of adversity.

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