Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 13th November 2012

Dilbert//8613, first published fourteen years ago on Tuesday 13th November 2012

Tags

managers & supervisors work ethic good leader positive attitude sultan cublicle positive wishing harm business

Official transcript

Boss: A good leader has a positive attitude and spreads it by example. Today I lived like a sultan while you slaved away in your cubicle prison. I had a great day. Now it's your turn. Remember to be positive. Dilbert: I'm positive I want you to die.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

A GOOD LEADER HAS A POSITIVE ATTITUDE AND SPREADS IT BY EXAMPLE.

TODAY I LIVED LIKE A SULTAN WHILE YOU SLAVED AWAY IN YOUR CUBICLE PRISON.

I HAD A GREAT DAY.

NOW IT'S YOUR TURN REMEMBER TO BE POSITIVE.

IM POSITIVE I WANT YOU TO DIE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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