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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 3rd December 2012

Dilbert//8633, first published fourteen years ago on Monday 3rd December 2012


Tags

interviews managers & supervisors exit imnterview pointy haired loser improve situation business


Official transcript

Boss: Why do you want to leave your current job? Interviewee: My boss is a pointy-haired loser, but he's smart enough to know when he's being insulted right to his face. I'm looking to improve on that situation. Boss: You came to the right place.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WHY DO YOU WANT TO LEAVE YOUR CURRENT JOB?

MY BOSS IS A POINTY- HAIRED LOSER, BUT HE'S SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW WHEN HE'S BEING INSULTED RIGHT TO HIS FACE.

I'M LOOKING TO IMPROVE ON THAT SITUATION.

YOU

TO THE RIGHT PLACE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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