Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 26th December 2012

Dilbert//8656, first published fourteen years ago on Wednesday 26th December 2012

Tags

anger meetings more assertive wishing death dial back shouting miserable

Official transcript

Boss: Asok, I need to teach you to be more assertive in meetings. Asok: You're a miserable human being and I hope you die in a long, painful way! Boss: Dial it back a little. Asok: I hope you die quickly?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ASOK, I NEED TO TEACH YOU TO BE MORE ASSERTIVE IN MEETINGS.

YOU'RE A MISERABLE HUMAN BEING AND I HOPE YOU DIE IN A LONG, PAINFUL WAY!

DIAL IT BACK A LITTLE.

I HOPE YOU DIE QUICKLY?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A Miserable Human"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between two individuals in a meeting setting. The first person, who is being addressed by the second, expresses a desire to be more assertive in meetings. In response, the second person offers a humorous and darkly sarcastic remark, stating, "You're a miserable human being and I hope you die in a long, painful way!" The second person then asks if the first person would like to dial it back a little, implying that their statement was too extreme. The first person responds with a deadpan expression, saying, "I hope you die quickly." The comic strip pokes fun at the absurdity of workplace interactions and the tendency for people to be overly critical or aggressive in their comments.

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