Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 26th December 2012

Dilbert//8656, first published fourteen years ago on Wednesday 26th December 2012

Tags

anger meetings more assertive wishing death dial back shouting miserable

Official transcript

Boss: Asok, I need to teach you to be more assertive in meetings. Asok: You're a miserable human being and I hope you die in a long, painful way! Boss: Dial it back a little. Asok: I hope you die quickly?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ASOK, I NEED TO TEACH YOU TO BE MORE ASSERTIVE IN MEETINGS.

YOU'RE A MISERABLE HUMAN BEING AND I HOPE YOU DIE IN A LONG, PAINFUL WAY!

DIAL IT BACK A LITTLE.

I HOPE YOU DIE QUICKLY?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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