Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 15th April 2013

Dilbert//8766, first published thirteen years ago on Monday 15th April 2013

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ordnance testing tremble in fear new missile enemies tremble corncobs elbonia

Official transcript

Elbonian 1: Comrades of North Elbonia, our new missile will make our enemies tremble in fear! Elbonian 2: Really? It looks like you tied a bunch of corncobs to a tree stump and put a small pumpkin on top. Elbonian 1: This isn't the missile, and you have insulted my girlfriend.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

COMRADES OF NORTH ELBONIA, OUR NEW MISSILE WILL MAKE OUR ENEMIES TREMBLE IN FEAR!

REALLY? IT LOOKS LIKE YOU TIED A BUNCH OF CORNCOBS TO A TREE STUMP AND PUT A SMALL PUMPKIN ON TOP.

THIS ISN'T THE MISSILE. AND YOU HAVE INSULTED MY GIRLFRIEND.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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