Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 16th April 2013

Dilbert//8767, first published thirteen years ago on Tuesday 16th April 2013

Tags

executives ignorance (knowledge) table tennis ping pong table central area disrupt floor questioning motivation

Official transcript

CEO: Let's get a ping-pong table so we look like a great place to work. Put it in a central area that will disrupt the entire floor if anyone uses it. I just realized that I don't know why noise comes out of my mouth.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

LET'S GET A PING- PONG TABLE SO WE LOOK LIKE A GREAT PLACE TO WORK.

PUT IT IN A CENTRAL AREA THAT WILL DISRUPT THE ENTIRE FLOOR IF ANYONE USES IT.

I JUST REALIZED THAT I DON'T KNOW WHY NOISE COMES OUT OF MY MOUTH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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