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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 16th April 2013

Dilbert//8767, first published thirteen years ago on Tuesday 16th April 2013


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executives ignorance (knowledge) table tennis ping pong table central area disrupt floor questioning motivation


Official transcript

CEO: Let's get a ping-pong table so we look like a great place to work. Put it in a central area that will disrupt the entire floor if anyone uses it. I just realized that I don't know why noise comes out of my mouth.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

LET'S GET A PING- PONG TABLE SO WE LOOK LIKE A GREAT PLACE TO WORK.

PUT IT IN A CENTRAL AREA THAT WILL DISRUPT THE ENTIRE FLOOR IF ANYONE USES IT.

I JUST REALIZED THAT I DON'T KNOW WHY NOISE COMES OUT OF MY MOUTH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Ping-Pong Table in the Office"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit, as he tries to introduce a ping-pong table to his workplace. However, his plan is thwarted when he realizes that the noise it will generate will disrupt the entire floor. The strip pokes fun at the challenges of introducing new ideas in a corporate setting and the importance of considering the impact on others.

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