Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 17th April 2013

Dilbert//8768, first published thirteen years ago on Wednesday 17th April 2013

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deception stock market hedge fund compnay investment fund misleading claims 3 week period money

Official transcript

Dogbert: The best way to evaluate an investment fund is to look at its misleading claims of past performance. The Dogbert Hedge Fund beat the market average for a three-week period... that one time. Boss: Can you do that again? Dogbert: It depends on what you mean by "that."

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originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE BEST WAY TO EVALUATE AN INVESTMENT FUND IS TO LOOK AT ITS MISLEADING CLAIMS OF PAST PERFORMANCE.

DOGBERT'S HEDGE FUND COMPANY THE DOGBERT HEDGE FUND BEAT THE MARKET AVERAGE FOR A THREE- WEEK PERIOD ...

THAT ONE TIME.

CAN YOU DO THAT AGAIN?

IT DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU MEAN BY "THAT." DOGBERT'S HEDGE FUND COMPANY

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Dogbert Hedge Fund"

Summary:

• The comic strip depicts Dogbert, the boss of the company, evaluating his hedge fund's performance.
• He claims that it is the best way to evaluate an investment fund, looking at its misleading claims of past performance.
• The Dogbert Hedge Fund beats the market average for a three-week period, which is attributed to the company's ability to do what it means by "that."
• The strip satirizes the use of misleading metrics to evaluate investment funds.

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