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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 17th April 2013

Dilbert//8768, first published thirteen years ago on Wednesday 17th April 2013


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deception stock market hedge fund compnay investment fund misleading claims 3 week period money


Official transcript

Dogbert: The best way to evaluate an investment fund is to look at its misleading claims of past performance. The Dogbert Hedge Fund beat the market average for a three-week period... that one time. Boss: Can you do that again? Dogbert: It depends on what you mean by "that."

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originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE BEST WAY TO EVALUATE AN INVESTMENT FUND IS TO LOOK AT ITS MISLEADING CLAIMS OF PAST PERFORMANCE.

DOGBERT'S HEDGE FUND COMPANY THE DOGBERT HEDGE FUND BEAT THE MARKET AVERAGE FOR A THREE- WEEK PERIOD ...

THAT ONE TIME.

CAN YOU DO THAT AGAIN?

IT DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU MEAN BY "THAT." DOGBERT'S HEDGE FUND COMPANY

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