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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 18th April 2013

Dilbert//8769, first published thirteen years ago on Thursday 18th April 2013


Tags

conversation deception political reasons irrational nonsense filter


Official transcript

Boss: Your plan is technically sound, but I have to reject it for political reasons I can't share. Dilbert: I'll come back with some plans that are irrational nonsense and see if they make it past your filter. Boss: I'll always wonder if there was a better way to handle that.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOUR PLAN IS TECHNICALLY SOUND, BUT I HAVE TO REJECT IT FOR POLITICAL REASONS I CANT SHARE.

I'LL COME BACK WITH SOME PLANS THAT ARE IRRATIONAL NONSENSE AND SEE IF THEY MAKE IT PAST YOUR FILTER.

I'LL ALWAYS WONDER IF THERE WAS A BETTER WAY TO HANDLE THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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