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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 4th May 2013

Dilbert//8785, first published thirteen years ago on Saturday 4th May 2013


Tags

ignorance (knowledge) managers & supervisors appear charistmatic high expectations character flaws your end charisma business


Official transcript

Boss: Experts say I can appear charismatic by setting high expectations. Dilbert: Or maybe you could improve your charisma by fixing your character flaws instead of making me work harder. Boss: No, I'm fairly sure the problem with my charisma is on your end.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

EXPERTS SAY I CAN APPEAR CHARISMATIC BY SETTING HIGH EXPECTATIONS.

OR MAYBE YOU COULD IMPROVE YOUR CHARISMA BY FIXING YOUR CHARACTER FLAWS INSTEAD OF MAKING ME WORK HARDER.

NO, I'M FAIRLY SURE THE PROBLEM WITH MY CHARISMA IS ON YOUR END.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Charisma Fix"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between Dilbert and his boss. Dilbert is seeking advice on how to improve his charisma, as he believes it is lacking. His boss suggests that instead of trying to fix his flaws, Dilbert should focus on setting high expectations for himself. However, Dilbert is skeptical and asks if his boss is fairly sure that his charisma is on the right track. The boss responds by saying that he is fairly sure, implying that Dilbert's current level of charisma is sufficient. The conversation ends with Dilbert looking uncertain and the boss looking confident.

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